Are you in collidge? High school? Middle school? You are? Well, what are you waiting for? Sign up for the national White Privilege Workshop, 2016, coming soon to a major university near you.
Get a load of this.
“One workshop, titled ‘Self Care and Healing as Change Agents,’ will provide attendees with a safe-space to share the emotional burden that comes from being a social justice warrior.”
It’s for self-important ninnies who are “burned out from working to disable racism and white supremacy.”
And don’t forget the workshops for “black and white cisgendered womyn.”
Does anybody know what any of that claptrap means? Does anybody want to know? And what about the burden of being an ass, a doofus, a lump of babbling blather day in, day out, 24/7?
Oh! And you get course credit if you go! Yes, it helps toward getting your diploma in Left-handed Black Chicano Cisgendered Whining Little Pin-head Studies! All you gotta do is pony up the $200 registration fee and immobilize your brain… if you haven’t done that already.
If America doesn’t shut down her universities, the universities will shut down America.
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