Pelosium – Highly Unstable Politically Charged Element

Over the past few years, I’ve written many posts about Rep. Nancy Pelosi. I can’t recall one that was flattering of her.

Pelosi has spent the last 43 of her 78 years in politics, 32 of which has been spent in the US House of Representatives. Before being elected to the House, Pelosi climbed the ranks within the California Democratic Party, which she chaired for 2 years in the early 1980s. Actually, her political career began when she was in college and she interned for Sen. Daniel Brewster (D-MD). Well, I guess you could say that her political career started at birth as her father was a local politician in the Little Italy section of Baltimore. When Pelosi was born, her father, Thomas D’Alesandro Jr. was a member of the House from Maryland and as she grew up, he served as mayor of Baltimore.

She served as House Minority Whip from January 2002 to January 2003. She was House Minority Leader from January 2003 to January 2007 when she became Speaker of the House until January 2011. She returned to being House Minority Leader until moving back into the Speaker’s position last month.

To put it bluntly, she is the poster child for a career politician.

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She has lived in San Francisco for past 50 years. The liberalism of the Bay City allowed Pelosi to rise to where she is today.

Over the past 10 years, Nancy Pelosi has been displaying increasing signs of having some type of mental disorder, most likely a form of dementia. Her symptoms have steadily become more evident over the past several years.

In a number of her speeches, she forgets words, slurs her speech, babbles non-sense and lately, displayed minor facial spasms. She has left audiences confused and bewildered at times.

Then there are her growing outrageous comments, like telling the nation that Obamacare was working and rates were coming down and coverage going up, when the exact opposite was happening. She also stated that Barack Obama never did anything for political purposes.

More recently, she blamed President Donald Trump for the 5-week government shutdown and then took credit for the shutdown after Trump agreed to a 3-week compromise.

Many of Pelosi’s statements and actions have demonstrated that she may not be all that stable, which should be a HUGE concern to the American people. If anything happens to both Trump and Pence, Pelosi would be next in line to be president.

Her recent displays of instability led me to have to share this email funny about Pelosi, because as you read it, you discover just how true it really is:

“A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.”

“These particles are held together by dark particles called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium’s mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium atom, leading to the formation of iso-dopes.”

“This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity/concentration is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNN-adnauseum, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium.”


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R.L. David Jolly holds a B.S. in Wildlife Biology and an M.S. in Biology – Population Genetics. He has worked in a number of fields, giving him a broad perspective on life, business, economics and politics. He is a very conservative Christian, husband, father and grandfather who cares deeply for his Savior, family and the future of our troubled nation.
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