The disgraced governor of Virginia (the racist/infanticide advocate) and the Marxist dictator of Venezuela should switch jobs:
- Democrats are out-of-the-closet as full-fledged socialists. Maduro has six years of experience inflicting it on the people of Venezuela. He could even end up as a Democrats’ 2020 nominee.
- Northam advocates abortion up to – and beyond – the moment of birth. Venezuelans are starving – fewer mouths to feed, if you believe in draconian Malthusianism.
- Northam hasn’t offended anyone in Venezuela, yet. Though there are rumors of a yearbook photo of the Virginia governor going to a costume ball dressed as a resident of Caracas, weighing in at a hefty 90lbs.
- Both need an end game. Practically every living Democrat has called for Northam’s resignation. Most countries in the Americas no longer recognize the Maduro regime. A top air force general just defected to the opposition.
- The two are so alike — both scary socialists – that no one may notice the switch.
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