This Just In: the ‘Gender Unicorn’

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I am too a unicorn, I am, I am! My teacher says so!

I no sooner finish writing about how public school lays the groundwork for college to transform students into imbeciles, when an email came in alerting me to–oh, God, save us–something called “the gender unicorn:”

…the Charlotte-Mecklenburg School district has embraced this “gender unicorn” which will teach students that there is no set truth about gender or sexuality.

Need I mention that there’s no such thing as a unicorn? Like, it’s not real. But even a unicorn is more real than this baloney.

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This is a new teaching tool developed by perverts and fools to convince very young children that “gender” is anything you want it to be on any given day, no such thing anymore as boys or girls, blah-blah. It’s sort of like me saying I’m a Chinese girl with three eyes–obviously untrue, and if I were to keep saying it, people would think there was something quite wrong with me.

But this! Oh, this is sacred! Anyone who doesn’t hop on this bandwagon must be a biggit-biggit-biggit and a hater.

Well, okay, I do hate it–and the people who push it.

Christian parents who love and respect their children, and want the best for them, do not send their kids to public school.

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Lee Duigon
Lee Duigon, a contributing editor with the Chalcedon Foundation, is a former newspaper reporter and editor, small businessman, teacher, and horror novelist. He has been married to his wife, Patricia, for 34 years. See his new fantasy/adventure novels, Bell Mountain and The Cellar Beneath the Cellar, available on

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