Doritos and Anal Sex: The ‘New Normal’

Barb Wire

In partnership with It Gets Better, Doritos launched “Rainbows,” an LGBTQ-friendly chip available for a minimum $10 donation. The limited-edition version of its Cool Ranch-flavored tortilla chips,  includes green, blue, purple, red, and orange chips. And its tagline reads, “There’s nothing BOLDER than being yourself.”

Doritos states its company:

“supports the bold lives our fans lead—all of them. Each bag brings rainbow-colored chips inside and an inspiring quote on the outside.”

Ironically, Doritos has taken feces and anal sex to a whole new level– making it taste good. Left out in nearly all discussions about homosexuality is the reality that anal sex often infects people with E. coli bacterial infections, spreads sexually transmitted diseases, and can cause anal cavity bleeding and rupturing. Homosexual acts in part, involve one man inserting his sexual organ into another man’s rectum, which contains and emits human excrement.

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What is bold and inspiring about having sex with excrement?

This fact was not lost on readers of a Yahoo! News story lauding the Rainbows chips as “a great cause.”

Reader comments speak for themselves:

“It makes no sense to alienate one part of society by pandering to another. The hell with Frito Lay. I have no desire for butt-flavored chips.

“#$%$ you Doritos! Gay people can have their own lives I am ok with that. Your #$%$ up life style should not be #$%$ up my life style! Now I have to buy “gay” chips. #$%$ me! Why must there be continual attempts to brain wash me that being Gay is ok? Is this just another attempt to deaden my awareness that being gay is ok? Pretty #$%$ up that the gay community makes up what 1-2% of the population and I have to deal with rain bows everywhere. When does my white strait tax paying middle american life get national attention?

“I can think of nothing worse to eat than a bunch of dyed Doritos.

“I guess when they move on to make the Transgender Dorito we will get Ruffles in a Doritos Bag.

“Who would have believed that a company like Frito-Lay would throw the #$%$ agenda in the face of all the straight people of America. Its bad enough that we have to put up with the promotion of homosexuality in our daily lives but now a company who’s products that I used to buy, and like has made the move to alienate the majority of there customers. How stupid ???

“Guessing they care less about the Gays than making a buck off of a marketing scheme. Seeing that Pepsico (who owns Frito Lay) markets their products in countries that would imprison or kill gays. Think they are running the same promotion in the Middle East? Think not. If the companies that what to come across as such progressive thinkers and want to force this on people by their advertisments would pull all their products out of those countries, then I would believe them a bit more. Talking to you Apple.

“They should make a product for people who are into animals. Just saying, would be interesting.

One reader points out the genesis of homosexual marketing:

“In 1989, Marshall Kirk and Hunter Madsen authored a book titled, “After the Ball: How America Will Conquer Its Fear and Hatred of Gays in the 90’s.” The following is an excerpt from that book:

“[B]y conversion we actually mean something far more profoundly threatening to the American Way of Life, without which no truly sweeping social change can occur. We mean conversion of the average American’s emotions, mind, and will, through a planned psychological attack, in the form of propaganda fed to the nation via the media. We mean ‘subverting’ the mechanism of prejudice to our own ends — using the very processes that made America hate us to turn their hatred into warm regard — whether they like it or not.”

Doritos has played into the marketing lie dictating the agenda of less than 3 percent of the population. Yet if the 97 percent rejects their aggressive, discriminatory efforts as not normal, unacceptable, and unloving, the 97 percent are targeted and hatefully labeled, left with more than “a Doritos finger.”

The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Barb Wire.

Bethany Blankley
Bethany Blankley hosts "America's Betrayal" on Renegade Talk Radio Network, is a political analyst for "Fox News Radio," and offers conservative commentary on various television news programs. Her columns have been published by The Washington Times, Newsday, Western Journalism, Townhall, The Christian Post, Charisma News, and others. She was a former communications strategist to four Senators, one Congressman, one New York governor, and several nonprofits. She earned her M.A. in Theology from New College at The University of Edinburgh, Scotland and her B.A. in Political Science from the University of Maryland. She is a past fellow of the Russell Kirk Center for Cultural Renewal and L'Abri Fellowship.

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