Noozies Wonder, ‘Why Don’t They Love Us Anymore?’
No one is less aware of how others see him than a liberal; and the news media dorks are the most obtuse liberals around.
They take money from the Democrats; they send their questions to Democrat candidates in advance, and help script answers for them; they purposely suppress information unfavorable to Democrats, or to their policies; they tirelessly berate the American people as biggits, rubes, ignoramuses, rednecks, Nazis, haters, and morons… and then they wonder why so many of us not only mistrust them, but have actually begun to let them know it.
If we don’t say “Thank you!” when they pee on our couch, they complain about how unjust we are.
Yes, noozies everywhere are singin’ the blues about a lack of love. Like, don’t we know they only lie to us for our own good, because we can’t handle the truth? “Boo-hoo! Those ungrateful peasants! Why, they just don’t love us anymore!”
So they feel “threatened.” “Menaced.” Especially by those Trump supporters who are just too dumb to appreciate how wise they are, how noble, how selflessly devoted to the Democrat Party which is the only thing that anyone should ever be devoted to.
And they whine about us trying to scare them out of being a truly free press.
Dudes! You squandered away your freedom without any help from us! You sold out. Your whole journalistic enterprise has become just one non-stop commercial for the Democrats and their whole Global Warming, open borders, transgender program. If you’re not free, it’s only because you’ve sold yourselves into servitude. Don’t blame us!
It’s all your fault–and yes, we despise you for it.
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