I think from now on it ought to be required that the president be unmarried.
For someone whose title is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution, the “first lady” is always an annoyance and sometimes a true pest. The one we’ve got now is a menace.
Our current Worst Lady has a fetish for telling people what they ought to eat.
Her latest caper is a bid to turn the traditional campfire treat, S’mores, into “a healthy treat” by getting rid of the chocolate and marshmallow and replacing the good stuff with lo-fat yogurt.
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— ChooseMyPlate.gov (@MyPlate) May 24, 2015
@MyPlate Is this a new government mandate? Are you going to start rummaging through our cupboards to make sure we comply?
— Rick Nick (@ricknick59) May 28, 2015
@MyPlate You've got to be kidding! S'mores are a national tradition for America's families. Please concentrate on important things!
— Denise (@westieTX) May 28, 2015
The horror! The horror…
If you take away the chocolate and the marshmallow from a S’more, isn’t that kind of like taking the meat and the bun from a hamburger?
You can replace them with anything you want, but what you get won’t be a hamburger.
Do we really, truly, deeply want some sinner in Washington, D.C., nagging us about our snacks?
May God rid us of ungodly rulers.
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