There Isn’t No Truth Eccept Interllectural Truth

Barb Wire

Ha-ha, that other guy had to go someplace, so I can take over his stopid blog. Yes it’s me… er, whatsisname. Shoot, that was great weed I smoked last night.

I been in collidge 5 years now and in two more years or maybe 3 I will have my batchelers degree in Gender Studies, so I know most of you who reading this aint as well educatted as I am. You got to have collidge before he can be a interllectural, and only us interllecturals understand stuff.

Thats why you folks who is not interllecturals should ougt to believe us interllecturals when we tell you whats what, bcecase wer smarter than you.

Like, my prefesser, he says the reason the economy sucks is beccuse of the real hard cold winter we just had. It aint becosse of Presdint ***Obama*** screwin up. That is what you shuld believe beckaws my prefesser says so and he is a interlecturel.

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He also says last year was the warmist year ever bar none, hotest year ever and you shold beleve him bechaze he is a interlectural and yuour not.

And also Bruce Jinner relly is a woman now and if you say no Katelin is still a man becouse of cromosoames or somthing you are just a hater an full of homophobia and you wait an see. All the Interllecturals say he is a woman now.

We learnt in collidge that everything a Interllectural says is true an you better beleve it. Becasse someday we just not goin to let you think stuff that isnt what stuff you shoud think. Just see if we dont.

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Lee Duigon
Lee Duigon, a contributing editor with the Chalcedon Foundation, is a former newspaper reporter and editor, small businessman, teacher, and horror novelist. He has been married to his wife, Patricia, for 34 years. See his new fantasy/adventure novels, Bell Mountain and The Cellar Beneath the Cellar, available on www.amazon.com.

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