Jeb Tries To Convince People To Have Lunch With Him: I’ll Throw In Marlins Tickets!
Since the chance to win lunch with Jeb Bush and a weekend in Miami apparently isn’t enough incentive for his supporters to drop $3, Bush’s Right to Rise PAC threw in a pair of baseball tickets Monday.
“There’s only 3 days left to enter to win lunch with my dad, Jeb, and I’m going to make it even easier for you to throw your name in,” Bush’s son wrote in the email to supporters. “If you chip in $3 right now, I’m going to throw in two tickets to the Marlins game Saturday night.”
In case the reader missed the whole BASEBALL TICKETS thing, Jeb Jr. continues in bold print: “For those of you keeping score at home, that’s free airfare, a full weekend in Miami (hotel included), tickets to a baseball game, and lunch with my dad for you AND a friend.”
“If that doesn’t make you want to chip in $3 and automatically be entered, I don’t know what will,” the email concludes. “But time is running out, and unless you enter now, you may miss out, so chip in $3 and automatically be entered.” (RELATED: Jeb Insists He’s Not A RINO)
Then there’s a post script, because the fourth time’s the charm?
“P.S. Friend, I want to put your name on those tickets, so contribute $3 now,” the email ends, with a link to Bush’s PAC.
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