11 Things That Will Make You The Biggest Rand Paul Fanboy Ever
Sen. Rand Paul announced his campaign for the presidency Tuesday, but the most interesting news may be the collection of memorabilia available for sale in the online Rand campaign store. While there are the traditional hoodies, yard signs and bumper stickers, the site also has an assortment of strange, awesome and funny items up for sale that are sure to meet the needs of the most die-hard Rand Paulian.
Here are the 11 items available on the site that will make you the biggest Rand Paul fanboy ever.
1. A Rand Paul NSA Spy Cam Blocker, For All Your Government Surveillance Protection Needs
2. This Rand Paul Mac Cover With Paul Taking A Bite Out Of The Mac Apple
3. A Rand Paul Blanket So You Can Snuggle With The Man Himself
4. A Signed Constitution For Your Shirt Pocket, Keeping Rand Always Close To Your Heart
5. This Rand Paul Head On A Stick, To Terrify All Your Friends
6. Rand Paul Corn Hole, For The Politically Savvy Frat Boy
7. Rand Paul Flip Flops, For When You Play Corn Hole
8. A Rand Skull Cap, So You Can Be As Cool As This Guy
9. Stand With Rand Floor Mats Are A Thing
10. Eye Chart for $20.16… I See Where They’re Going With This
11. And, Of Course, A GIANT Rand Paul Birthday Card. Happy Birthday Freedom!
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